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I'm Jason Harvey a comedian from Salt Lake City, UT. Please check out some of my tweets and my videos. If you like them, great. If you don't like them, I apologize and will do better next time. Thanks.

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My latest Jokes

by Jason Harvey

It sounds like my upstairs neighbor is digging for buried treasure

Nov 12th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Exxon

44 Jokes

by Jason Harvey

"This car runs on algae." - this quote is brought to you by the future and ExxonMobil's algae scientists

Oct 29th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

"I can text and drive just fine, I just can't read EXIT ONLY signs and get out of the lane until the last second." -people on freeways

Oct 28th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Cats

5806 Jokes

83 Videos

by Jason Harvey

What were we trying to teach our kids by allowing them to watch shows about cartoon cats treating beautiful, kind cartoon skunks like shit just for being who they are. It's bullshit!

Oct 28th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Dirty Mouth

58733 Jokes

242 Videos

by Jason Harvey

I think 1-ply toilet paper only exists to remind you that you work for a shitty company.

Oct 14th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Religion

22449 Jokes

229 Videos

by Jason Harvey

I'm not a religious person, but I do believe that Ben Shapiro is a demon.

Oct 12th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Did you know that all these joke and video posts are really comedian trading cards? Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their post and watch the magic.

by Jason Harvey

I can't take anyone seriously who says "comedic risks" sincerely.

Sep 14th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

My security system is just me cranking up a fog machine filled with vape juice and leaving it on my porch.

Sep 14th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

School

15791 Jokes

212 Videos

by Jason Harvey

Do you think in mortician school, teachers have to constantly reiterate the fact that if you mess up just one embalming you will be haunted for the rest of your life? It's some pretty intense stuff

Sep 4th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

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Nas

43 Jokes

by Jason Harvey

Whenever I'm asked who I think is better between JayZ or Nas, I always answer, "M-E-T-H-O-D- Man!"

Sep 2nd, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

Me: Hey kids, wanna go watch the Straight Pride Parade?

Kids: Will they throw candy?!

Me: No, but because you are minors you can throw rocks!

Sep 1st, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

White House

2768 Jokes

9 Videos

by Jason Harvey

Since everything has a price, how much would it cost to arrange the Gathering of Juggalos on the White House lawn?

Aug 30th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

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