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I'm Jason Harvey a comedian from Salt Lake City, UT. Please check out some of my tweets and my videos. If you like them, great. If you don't like them, I apologize and will do better next time. Thanks.

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My latest Jokes

by Jason Harvey

I think my neighbors are playing The Price Is Right and are near the end because it sounds like they're spinning that big ass wheel, trying to get closest to $1.00

Dec 4th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

It sounds like my upstairs neighbor is digging for buried treasure

Nov 12th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Exxon

44 Jokes

by Jason Harvey

"This car runs on algae." - this quote is brought to you by the future and ExxonMobil's algae scientists

Oct 29th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

"I can text and drive just fine, I just can't read EXIT ONLY signs and get out of the lane until the last second." -people on freeways

Oct 28th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Cats

5841 Jokes

83 Videos

by Jason Harvey

What were we trying to teach our kids by allowing them to watch shows about cartoon cats treating beautiful, kind cartoon skunks like shit just for being who they are. It's bullshit!

Oct 28th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Dirty Mouth

59071 Jokes

243 Videos

by Jason Harvey

I think 1-ply toilet paper only exists to remind you that you work for a shitty company.

Oct 14th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Did you know that we have thousands of comedy topics? You can click on the large topic image in a joke or video for more hilarity on that subject or use the search to find what you are looking for.

Religion

22527 Jokes

230 Videos

by Jason Harvey

I'm not a religious person, but I do believe that Ben Shapiro is a demon.

Oct 12th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

I can't take anyone seriously who says "comedic risks" sincerely.

Sep 14th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

My security system is just me cranking up a fog machine filled with vape juice and leaving it on my porch.

Sep 14th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Did you know that all these joke and video posts are really comedian trading cards? Try clicking on a comedian's picture in their post and watch the magic.

School

15877 Jokes

213 Videos

by Jason Harvey

Do you think in mortician school, teachers have to constantly reiterate the fact that if you mess up just one embalming you will be haunted for the rest of your life? It's some pretty intense stuff

Sep 4th, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

Nas

44 Jokes

by Jason Harvey

Whenever I'm asked who I think is better between JayZ or Nas, I always answer, "M-E-T-H-O-D- Man!"

Sep 2nd, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

by Jason Harvey

Me: Hey kids, wanna go watch the Straight Pride Parade?

Kids: Will they throw candy?!

Me: No, but because you are minors you can throw rocks!

Sep 1st, 2019 via twitter

Jason Harvey

My tag line would be and has always been, "Tag! You're it! No touch backs!"

Salt Lake City, UT

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